Stinkyest stinky tofu known to humanity. Smells like bad breath at it's worst

I was wondering, "geez, who's got the stinky breath?"

Then Amy says "would you like some stinky tofu?"

It smelled like rotting breath mixed with the smell of farm yard cows. No way I was going to eat this. But under pressure of a pea heart call, I tried it.

Tastes like it smells. NO THANKS !!!
(no wonder so many Chinese blokes have such stinky breath)